Jackie Chan

So...I'm just studying for a test when this annoying bug decides to hover about my head. While looking over some notes I absentmindedly pinched at the bug mid-air. Imagine my surprise when I felt a crunch. That's right! I totally squashed that thing without looking. (and although I was pleasantly surprised by my swift reflexes, the whole having a dead bug smeared on my fingers thing was kinda gross). Anyway, you may now refer to me as Jackie Chan.