Conlin: "What up, Suzie? Question...do you have buttermilk? We're thinking about making pancakes."
To me: "What else do we need?"
Me: "Eggs. And the recipe. So, I don't know. Maybe we need more?"
Conlin (to mother): "We need eggs, too. And the recipe. Actually...do you just want to make us breakfast?"
Bless his heart. At least he's to the point.