BYU students, so stealth right now

I'm feeling a little nauseous right now. On my way to my oh-so-thrilling grammar class, I witnessed something rather disturbing.

(I know what you're thinking. Weird things happening at BYU? No way...their students are so normal all the time).

Anyway, I'm walking down a crowded hall, lined with benches, when I spot a couple. With a coat draped over both their heads. One coat. Two bodies sticking out. It gets weirder, though, people.

By the look of things (and, unfortunately, the sound of things) they were making out.

Passionately.

GROSS. Gross, gross, gross.

They weren't even alone on their bench. Were they that desperate for an adrenaline kick? Or did they really think that they were being stealth? I mean, sure, I could see how strategically placing a jacket over mine and my partner's heads would make for a romantic, private setting. (Cue: sarcasm).

I took a picture on my phone but it's blurry and I don't know how to transfer it to my computer anyway. Maybe I should start carrying a camera.

And I know it's a little strange I stopped to take a picture, but what's stranger is the people under the jacket. So...that should be the focus of your awe and disgust.

Oh, but I almost forgot to tell you the sweet thing Conlin said to me the other day.

He walked in while I was going to the bathroom (yeah. he doesn't understand boundary issues) and said, "You sit so gracefully on the toilet."

Awe. Precious, huh?

Hope your loved ones are as poetic.