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Tuesday, November 27

desk graffiti

Sometimes I don't totally hate it when my students scribble on their desks.

(As opposed to the times when I do hate it, like that day a student started drawing very detailed male anatomy.  And I was like, "Dude, seriously?" And then he erased it.)

Anyway, here are some pictures of a graffiti-adorned desk I happened upon today.  Transcriptions provided.

"Chuck Norris originally invented the Atom Bomb.  Einstein later sold it to the Army.  Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.  We now know him as Stephen Hawking."

"If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you."

And my personal favorite: "What did the suspenders say to the pants? --> Sup Britches!"

2 comments:

  1. This is too good! I'm so glad you post the things that high school kids do. It makes me feel like I'm still in the "know," even though it has been almost 5 years since we graduated! Isn't that crazy?? Love your blog!

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  2. This is hilarious!!! I just graduated with my B.S. in Education, and now I'm looking for a teaching job. For now, I think I will just vicariously through you. ;) Love your blog!

    xo Jesslyn Amber

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