Our landlord employed construction workers to do some landscaping and their primary gathering spot is just outside our window. Here's Conlin's solution:
Me: Man, you really that worried they'll see us reading? The scandal.
Conlin: I just hate knowing they could walk by at any second and make eye contact.
Me: Eye contact? That's the primary concern here? Huh.
Conlin: Yeah. Like my solution?
And then later:
[After I spotted his sweatpants]
Me: So, you know how you've worn those sweats all our marriage? It's kind of weird we've never addressed that they're floods. Like, I'm totally fine with it. I dig them. Just...they're a good four inches from the floor.
Conlin: Well, I normally low-ride them but I'm not wearing any underwear today.
Me: Oh.
He's a problem-solver, that one.
Conlin: I just hate knowing they could walk by at any second and make eye contact.
Me: Eye contact? That's the primary concern here? Huh.
Conlin: Yeah. Like my solution?
And then later:
[After I spotted his sweatpants]
Me: So, you know how you've worn those sweats all our marriage? It's kind of weird we've never addressed that they're floods. Like, I'm totally fine with it. I dig them. Just...they're a good four inches from the floor.
Conlin: Well, I normally low-ride them but I'm not wearing any underwear today.
Me: Oh.
He's a problem-solver, that one.
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