Hair

It's never an especially enjoyable feeling pulling a long strand of hair from your mouth. I might even say it's borderline repulsive. Especially when it's a long blonde hair and neither you or your spouse are blonde.

Who's hair was just in my mouth?? And why?

Let it be known, I will not permit sneaky hair-leaving activity in my home. Cease and desist. If I gag on another long, blonde hair I am going to have it tested, find the culprit and then leave strands of MY hair all over their humble abode.

You have been warned blondie.